So yes. I promised art works a few months ago and nothing has come about. I promised a new series of fanfic that got one entry and hasn't updated since. I promised a totally awesome birthday and somehow never reported on the happenings therein.

For those of you interested in such things, I offer the following excuses for my sloth:

1.) The birthday really was totally awesome. That should be enough.

2.) The fanfic hasn't updated (in fact, none of my projects have) because, if you haven't noticed, I'm one of the judges for the [link] "Feet First Into Hell" contest. Reading the entries and keeping my own private log of comments is pretty taxing. Also, classes.

3.) The art hasn't been uploaded because... well, because. I really don't know why I haven't done it. It's sitting in a pile, tucked away in my desk drawer, patiently waiting for its time in the scanner when I'll blast it with photons and post the result on the intarnet. Also, classes.

FOR THOSE OBSERVATIONAL FEW:
You may have noticed that two out of the three excuses have included classes in their texty bodies. Yes, the semester has started here, and there's precious little time free for me to devote to things that are not work, homework, or pursuing that ever-elusive career of mine.

_{I'll catch you one day, you SFWA membership!}

I did, however, get to hijack my girlfriend's tablet while she was at work, so those entertaining visually pleasing epic failing odd and unusual doodles should make their way into my Scraps sometime soon.

Till then, see you on the drawing board.
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"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving."
~Russell Green